Okay, I did write

A little, very little. I feel like i went to work too soon and I'm a tired little mucous boy. But it felt like I spent so much time goofing around today that I had to write a little. And it was funny, so that was nice.

By the way, do yourself a favor and don't do a Google Image search for "mucous". Horrific.

Also, why is slime so happy?

I suppose because it's about to play soccer. That slime is way too active for how i feel.