Read this!

Wrote a couple pages today and had fun with dramatic irony. I think it's dramatic irony. It's not just plain irony, I know that... maybe it was sarcasm.

No ... because no one talks about dramatic sarcasm.

Anyway, it was fun, but I'm always concerned with the pitfalls of writing this book the way I am. I'm being too clever, or it's been done a million times and it's just I've somehow never heard of Star Wars.

"Really? Your story's about a kid with magical powers who has a 'sabre' made of 'light'."
"Yes, why are you being so dramatically sarcastic?"
"Tell you I will not."
"Now you're just doing a weird voice and talking backwards."
"Seriously?"

Anyway, on with the show!

Shit! I have no second act!

uh ...

LOOKAPONY!